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Sky Shaker
Posted on: Jul 5 2008, 01:02 PM


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Me 2: Howz it going mindless?

Me: Dont call me mindless; its not very nice!

Me 2: But you are mindless

Me: What?

Me 2: err...

Me: why did you say I was mindless?

Me 2: I was explaining why I called you mindless

Me: You called me mindless?

Me 2: Yes

Me: well that wasnt very nice

Me 2: Thats why I was explaining myself

Me: When did you explain yourself?

Me 3: SHUT UP! I'm trying to sleep

Me: Who's that?

Me 2: Dunno

Me 3: I'm you

Me: No your not, I'm me and he's me but you're not me

Me 3: No, not you; him

Me: Oh

Me 2: Well, you can't be me cause I'm him and if you were me then that would mean you were him too and you just said you weren't

Me 3: Did I

Me: Did he?

Me 2: Yes

Me: Well I dont remember

Me 2: THAT'S CAUSE YOU'RE MINDLESS!!!

Me: That wasnt very nice...*sob*
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Sky Shaker
Posted on: Jul 5 2008, 12:58 PM


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Me: Oh, you're back!

Me 2: Yeah, it's kinda hard to stay away from yourself

Me: I understand

Me 2: How can YOU understand? You don't have a mind!

Me: What can I say? I'm gifted!

Me 2: *snort*

Me: If you're not gonna be nice then leave

Me 2: Ive already tried that REMEBER???!!!

Me: No, I don't remember causae I'm Mindless!
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Sky Shaker
Posted on: Jul 5 2008, 12:56 PM


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"Help!!!!!!! I am mindless!!!!!!!"

Me: how can I possibly be writing this if i am mindless?

Me 2: how is it even possible for you to be thinking?

Me: Now ur just trying to confuse me!

Me 2: nonsense, cause that would confuse me as well

Me: Why?

Me 2: Because I am you

Me: No ur not, I am

Me 2: Really? I always thought I was

Me: Well at least you can think, I can't cause I'm mindless!!!

Me 2: I feel sorry for you

Me: and I for you

Me 2: why?

Me: Because you are soooo inferior to myself

Me 2: Whatever, I'm leaving
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Sky Shaker
Posted on: Jul 5 2008, 12:48 PM


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Unfortunately, the wake sucked
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Sky Shaker
Posted on: Jul 5 2008, 12:44 PM


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unfortunately the ink poisoned your dog and it died.
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Sky Shaker
Posted on: Jul 5 2008, 12:42 PM


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Unfortunately, it fell out and the dog ate it. ohmy.gif
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Sky Shaker
Posted on: Jul 5 2008, 12:32 PM


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GRANTED... but ffor some strange, unexplainable reason, adds strart appearing EVERYWHERE!!!

I wish for A+'s on all my exams (start friday(2days))
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Sky Shaker
Posted on: Jul 5 2008, 12:24 PM


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GRANTED... but you get run over while in the city buying stuff and because you didnt write a will, nobody inherits your money so they all comit suicide (and so do your friends (and their friends (and their friends (harsh but true)))

I wish I could teleport to and from school so I dont have to waste time and money on public transport (not actually my money but...)
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Sky Shaker
Posted on: Jul 1 2008, 10:46 AM


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GRANTED... but everyone is really dumb (no change for you)

I wish I had some jols
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Sky Shaker
Posted on: Jul 1 2008, 10:39 AM


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GRANTED!... but then everyone in the world becomes a hippy (but if everyone is a hippy then there would be no concept of a hippy...sounds like something for Me and Me 2 to discuss)

I wish i had 3 wishes
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Sky Shaker
Posted on: Jul 1 2008, 10:33 AM


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GRANTED... but you fly headfirst into a brick wall

I wish I could speak fluent french
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Sky Shaker
Posted on: Jul 1 2008, 10:30 AM


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GRANTED... but it used up all the electricity in the whole world in only two hours so nothing electronic works anymore (including ur super computer)

I wish I had x-ray vision
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Sky Shaker
Posted on: Jul 1 2008, 10:29 AM


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Heres this game thingy:

one person makes a wish - I wish i had a lifetime supply of chocolate -
then the next person grants their wish but makes it go wrong - GRANTED, but you eat too much, get really fat and then explode -
the person who granted the wish then makes their own wish in the same post - I wish i could fly -
so on so on etc etc blah blah blah.

Get it?

I'll start:



I wish I had $1,000,000,000,000
  Forum: Mindlessness · Post Preview: #9 · Replies: 32 · Views: 77,515

Sky Shaker
Posted on: Jul 1 2008, 10:26 AM


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307

I havnt been on the forum for a while cause these facts are too useless
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Sky Shaker
Posted on: Jul 1 2008, 10:26 AM


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306 (?)

Useless fact #305 uselessly points out how useless facts 36, 80, 123, 199, 234 and 298 are completely USELESS. It's uselessness is so useless that it has been purposefully left out of this list - sorry for any inconveniences caused.
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Sky Shaker
Posted on: Jul 1 2008, 10:22 AM


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302.


Useless facts 1-301 are useless but useless fact #302 is not.
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